| Happy New Year 2012 |
[Jan. 2nd, 2012|01:47 pm] |
Best wishes for the New Year. Clearly, it's time for some changes around here, since I'm still not caught up from 2011.
All stories from now on will be posted at Archive Of Our Own. I suggest checking there for new material.
If you wish to be informed when I post something new, cruisedirector will tweet about it.
Have a great 2012! |
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| Welcome |
[Aug. 11th, 2011|12:01 am] |
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This is a private fan fiction journal. All fic has been posted elsewhere previously under a different username. All adult stories are locked. If you wish to be added to my friends list, please add me to yours and leave a comment telling me 1) how you found me, 2) that you are of legal age to read adult fiction, and 3) that if you find any of the content offensive, you will use your back button and stop reading rather than complaining about it to any authority other than the writer. All comments to this entry will be screened. |
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| Two HP + One TKS Fics |
[Jun. 12th, 2011|05:14 pm] |
Title: Getting Lucky
Written With: ![[info]](http://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) dementordelta
Fandom: Harry Potter (Harry/Snape)
Rating: R
Word Count: ~4900
Summary: Harry in the Broom Closet with the Felix Felicis.
( Getting Lucky )
Title: Instant Family
Written With: dementordelta
Fandom: Harry Potter (Harry/Snape)
Rating: R
Word Count: ~19,600
Summary: Severus Snape is the very last person Harry Potter would turn to when family complications arise, isn't he?
( Instant Family )
Title: Shillings
Fandom: The King's Speech
Rating: G
Word Count: 400
Summary: Lionel has a love-hate relationship with coins.
( Shillings ) |
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| Four Stories (TKS, POTC) |
[May. 28th, 2011|12:10 pm] |
Title: Enclosure
Fandoms: The King's Speech & The Queen Rating: PG13
Summary: Her Majesty invites Lionel's grandson to the Palace. Warning: RPF
( Enclosure )
Title: The Equerry's Hush
Fandom: The King's Speech Rating: PG
Summary: It's not his place to speak.
( The Equerry's Hush )
Title: Not Without Ambition
Fandom: The King's Speech Rating: PG
Summary: Elizabeth wants that crown. And that throne.
( Not Without Ambition )
Title: We Have An Accord
Written with: celandineb
Fandom: Pirates of the Caribbean Rating: NC17
Summary: With the aid of the late Will Turner and James Norrington, Elizabeth Swann strikes a deal with Captains Sparrow and Barbossa for passage to the Fountain of Youth.
( We Have An Accord ) |
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| Three King's Speech Stories |
[Mar. 11th, 2011|01:50 pm] |
Title: Unlocked
Rating: PG
Word Count: ~1900
Summary: Lionel can't keep secrets from Myrtle. Or Bertie, apparently.
Thanks: This would never have been written without dementordelta, who wrote a few of the lines and inspired most of the others. oleander9999 provided beta-on-demand.
( Unlocked )
Title: Inappropriate
Pairings: Lionel/Bertie, Lionel/Myrtle
Rating: R
Word Count: 700
Summary: What the King wants, the King gets.
Notes: Happy birthday celandineb! Some of these were written for dementordelta before we agreed that this was going to be our new fandom.
( Inappropriate )
Title: Abeyance
Written With: dementordelta
Pairing: Bertie/Lionel
Rating: PG13
Word Count: ~5000
Summary: Bertie isn't quite finished going over things with Lionel in Westminster Abbey.
Notes: Because that scene demanded a sequel. Thanks as always to celandineb and oleander9999 for being awesome cheerleaders, and thanks to ethelking for information about Big Ben bell-ringing.
( Abeyance ) |
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| 'King's Speech' Fic |
[Feb. 23rd, 2011|04:04 pm] |
I've been a posting slacker, I know, but I HAVE been writing.
Title: Aurora
Rating: PG13
Word Count: ~5000
Summary: Bertie gives Lionel a Christmas present.
Warnings: Melancholy. Men kissing. I swiped some moments from the lives of the men upon whom the movie characters are based, so this is awfully close to RPF.
( Aurora )
Also, dementordelta and I did some writing together. These bits are all set in the same universe, though they're not particularly sequential, and all R-rated.
( Antipodean )
( Some Other Name )
( The Truest Poetry )
And there are more drabbles -- mine and Cel's and others. |
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| FIC: Outburst (The King's Speech, G) |
[Feb. 7th, 2011|05:51 pm] |
Title: Outburst
Rating: G
Word Count: ~1700
Summary: Bertie doesn't always stammer when he's angry.
Notes: gokuma said "tears" for a drabble prompt. I may have gone a bit over the word count.
( Outburst ) |
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| Two 'King's Speech' Stories |
[Feb. 2nd, 2011|01:34 pm] |
I've been busy. *hangs head* This movie has unexpectedly decided to take over my brain. Come join kings_speeches if you want faster updates.
Title: Practice Makes Perfect
Rating: NC17
Word Count: ~9000
Summary: Bertie and Lionel's wives have both observed changes in their husbands since the Duke of York started going to Harley Street.
Warnings: Lots of het sex, lots of homoerotic yearning. No marriages were harmed in the production of this fic.
Notes: lasergirl wanted Bertie/Elizabeth marshmallow porn; I'm sorry to say there's not a single marshmallow in this story, though there are chocolate covered hazelnuts. Thanks to celandineb for beta on demand.
( Practice Makes Perfect )
Title: Connection
Rating: PG
Word Count: ~1000
Summary: The telephone taunts Bertie.
Notes: This was supposed to be a drabble; it did not cooperate. I did my best to learn how telephone exchange codes/numbers worked in London prior to WWII, but I don't swear that I got it right.
( Practice Makes Perfect )
There are drabbles, too. |
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| FIC: The King's Exhortation (LL/AFAG, PG13) |
[Jan. 9th, 2011|08:16 pm] |
Title: The King’s Exhortation
Rating: PG13
Fandom: The King's Speech
Pairing: Lionel/Bertie
Notes: I posted this unbetaed because dementordelta told me to. I am neither British nor Australian -- and certainly not royal -- so the idioms for all of the above are probably all wrong. Also here if you want the MOBI or EPUB file from AO3.
Warning: Spoilers for the film and for the life of King George VI.
( The King’s Exhortation ) |
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| FIC: Defying Expectations (HP, Snape/Harry, NC17) |
[Oct. 22nd, 2010|10:28 pm] |
Title: Defying Expectations
Written With: dementordelta
Beta: celandineb
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Severus/Harry
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~ 5500
Warnings: Schmoop. Sex. More schmoop.
Disclaimer: Jo's, though this is not epilogue-compliant.
Notes: Happy 10th Anniversary Snarry! Originally posted in [Unknown LJ tag] here.
( Defying Expectations ) |
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| FIC: Hogwarts Knows Best (HP, Snape/Harry, NC17) |
[Sep. 24th, 2010|02:35 pm] |
Title: Hogwarts Knows Best
Written With: dementordelta
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Snape/Harry
Rating: NC17
Word count: 22,000
Summary: Guess who’s the new Potions professor at Hogwarts? And guess where he goes seeking advice?
Notes: Written for the ![[info]](http://www.insanejournal.com/img/community.gif) snape_potter Back to Hogwarts fest. Many thanks to celandineb for beta!
( Hogwarts Knows Best ) |
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| FIC: A Private Escape (HP, Harry/Severus, NC17) |
[Jul. 20th, 2010|09:13 pm] |
Title: A Private Escape
Written With: dementordelta
Pairing: Severus/Harry
Rating: NC17
Word Count: 22,500
Warnings: Sand in intimate places.
Theme: Love and Courtship
Prompt: If this be real
Summary: A tropical paradise wasn't the afterlife Snape expected.
A/N: Written for the Severus Sighs Grand Challenge. Many thanks to celandineb for beta.
( A Private Escape ) |
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| FIC: Winter Treasure (POTC, PG) |
[Dec. 31st, 2008|07:56 pm] |
Title: Winter Treasure
Fandom: Pirates of the Caribbean
Characters: Elizabeth Swann Turner, Hector Barbossa
Rating: PG
Summary: Bored and lonely in England, Elizabeth receives an unexpected visitor.
Disclaimer: The Mouse owns all.
Notes: Written for geekmama for 3fan_holidays. Thanks to celandineb for beta-on-demand.
( Winter Treasure ) |
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| Ficlet: Satellites (M&C, Aubrey/Maturin, PG) |
[Nov. 24th, 2008|06:10 pm] |
Title: Satellites
Artist: tootsiemuppet
Fandom: Master and Commander
Pairing: Jack/Stephen
Rating: Same as the books.
Disclaimer and Notes: For esteven, who said, "I guess that Stephen might like to talk (?) to Jack more closely after their Ganymede conversation in The Thirteen Gun Salute?" That conversation belongs entirely to Patrick O'Brian, and is included in italics for clarity's sake. Happy birthday, perfect_duet!
( Jupiter is in opposition, you know. ) |
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| Ficlet: Felix Dies Natalis (HP, Remus/Sirius, PG) |
[Sep. 3rd, 2008|05:45 pm] |
Title: Felix Dies Natalis
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Rating: PG
Words: 500
Disclaimer: All characters belong to she-who-must-not-be-named.
Notes: For sheafrotherdon's birthday -- hope it's wonderful!
( Felix Dies Natalis ) |
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| FIC: Severus Snape Addresses the Slug Club's Annual Reunion Dinner (HP, Snape/Harry, PG13) |
[Apr. 12th, 2008|11:07 pm] |
Title: Severus Snape Addresses the Slug Club's Annual Reunion Dinner
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Snape/Harry
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Rowling's, if Rowling would let them be gay.
Words: ~3000
Notes: Crackfic written while suffering writer's block for the Snarry Games. Thanks to dementordelta for everything.
( You may hold the rest of your applause. ) |
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| FIC: An Unexpected Fellowship (LOTR, PG13) |
[Jan. 1st, 2008|04:29 pm] |
Title: An Unexpected Fellowship
Fandom: LOTR
Rating: PG13
Characters or Pairing: Vague Faramir/Aragorn; past-tense Aragorn/Boromir, Boromir/Théodred; mentions of Aragorn/Arwen, Faramir/Éowyn, Éowyn/Aragorn, Éomer/Lothíriel; but actually it's mostly about Faramir and Éomer.
Summary: Neither of the two Kings nor the Steward expected to find himself so fortunate, at such cost.
Notes: My 3fan_holidays recipient wanted long hair tied back with or untied from a leather thong, backrubs or massages, and slow mutual undressing; I barely managed the first. Happy holidays nonetheless, Ann!
( An Unexpected Fellowship ) |
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| FIC: Stoned (HP, Harry/Snape, PG13, DH Spoilers) |
[Jul. 22nd, 2007|10:23 pm] |
Title: Stoned
Artist: ac1d6urn
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Harry/Snape
Rating: PG13
Spoilers: Deathly Hallows
Warning: Silly! Happy! Fluff!
Word count: 2000ish
Evil inspiration: chrome_animagus. Wicked beta: celandineb
Remaining catastrophes: My own. Oh, come on, you know it had to be done.
( Stoned ) |
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| Drabble: Should (HP, Harry/Snape, PG, Spoilers) |
[Jul. 21st, 2007|06:31 pm] |
Title: Should
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Harry/Snape
Rating: PG
Spoilers: Deathly Hallows
Words: 100. Really just to clear my head before I start typing up notes.
( Should ) |
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| Drabble: Eternal Reward (POTC, Will/James, PG13) |
[May. 27th, 2007|10:43 am] |
Title: Eternal Reward
Fandom: Pirates of the Caribbean
Pairing: Will Turner/James Norrington
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 100
Disclaimer: Welcome to Disneyland.
Warning: POTC3:AWE spoilers!
( Eternal Reward )
celandineb and I were going to write some more Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End fic as consolation for the dearth of porn on LiveJournal after the Great Strikeout of 2007, but then we realized that we did not dare, for the amount of potential perversion in the POTC universe is beyond comprehension: necrophilia, bestiality, Orlando Bloom! ( Look and See! ) |
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