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Welcome [Aug. 11th, 2011|12:01 am]
This is a private fan fiction journal. All fic has been posted elsewhere previously under a different username. All adult stories are locked. If you wish to be added to my friends list, please add me to yours and leave a comment telling me 1) how you found me, 2) that you are of legal age to read adult fiction, and 3) that if you find any of the content offensive, you will use your back button and stop reading rather than complaining about it to any authority other than the writer. All comments to this entry will be screened.
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FIC: Winter Treasure (POTC, PG) [Dec. 31st, 2008|07:56 pm]
Title: Winter Treasure
Fandom: Pirates of the Caribbean
Characters: Elizabeth Swann Turner, Hector Barbossa
Rating: PG
Summary: Bored and lonely in England, Elizabeth receives an unexpected visitor.
Disclaimer: The Mouse owns all.
Notes: Written for [info]geekmama for [info]3fan_holidays. Thanks to [info]celandineb for beta-on-demand.

( Winter Treasure )
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Ficlet: Satellites (M&C, Aubrey/Maturin, PG) [Nov. 24th, 2008|06:10 pm]
Title: Satellites
Artist: [info]tootsiemuppet
Fandom: Master and Commander
Pairing: Jack/Stephen
Rating: Same as the books.
Disclaimer and Notes: For [info]esteven, who said, "I guess that Stephen might like to talk (?) to Jack more closely after their Ganymede conversation in The Thirteen Gun Salute?" That conversation belongs entirely to Patrick O'Brian, and is included in italics for clarity's sake. Happy birthday, [info]perfect_duet!

Jupiter is in opposition, you know. )
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Ficlet: Felix Dies Natalis (HP, Remus/Sirius, PG) [Sep. 3rd, 2008|05:45 pm]
Title: Felix Dies Natalis
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Rating: PG
Words: 500
Disclaimer: All characters belong to she-who-must-not-be-named.
Notes: For [info]sheafrotherdon's birthday -- hope it's wonderful!

Felix Dies Natalis )
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FIC: Severus Snape Addresses the Slug Club's Annual Reunion Dinner (HP, Snape/Harry, PG13) [Apr. 12th, 2008|11:07 pm]
Title: Severus Snape Addresses the Slug Club's Annual Reunion Dinner
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Snape/Harry
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Rowling's, if Rowling would let them be gay.
Words: ~3000
Notes: Crackfic written while suffering writer's block for the Snarry Games. Thanks to [info]dementordelta for everything.

You may hold the rest of your applause. )
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FIC: An Unexpected Fellowship (LOTR, PG13) [Jan. 1st, 2008|04:29 pm]
Title: An Unexpected Fellowship
Fandom: LOTR
Rating: PG13
Characters or Pairing: Vague Faramir/Aragorn; past-tense Aragorn/Boromir, Boromir/Théodred; mentions of Aragorn/Arwen, Faramir/Éowyn, Éowyn/Aragorn, Éomer/Lothíriel; but actually it's mostly about Faramir and Éomer.
Summary: Neither of the two Kings nor the Steward expected to find himself so fortunate, at such cost.
Notes: My [info]3fan_holidays recipient wanted long hair tied back with or untied from a leather thong, backrubs or massages, and slow mutual undressing; I barely managed the first. Happy holidays nonetheless, Ann!

An Unexpected Fellowship )
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FIC: Stoned (HP, Harry/Snape, PG13, DH Spoilers) [Jul. 22nd, 2007|10:23 pm]
Title: Stoned
Artist: [info]ac1d6urn
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Harry/Snape
Rating: PG13
Spoilers: Deathly Hallows
Warning: Silly! Happy! Fluff!
Word count: 2000ish
Evil inspiration: [info]chrome_animagus. Wicked beta: [info]celandineb
Remaining catastrophes: My own. Oh, come on, you know it had to be done.

Stoned )
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Drabble: Should (HP, Harry/Snape, PG, Spoilers) [Jul. 21st, 2007|06:31 pm]
Title: Should
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Harry/Snape
Rating: PG
Spoilers: Deathly Hallows
Words: 100. Really just to clear my head before I start typing up notes.

Should )
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Drabble: Eternal Reward (POTC, Will/James, PG13) [May. 27th, 2007|10:43 am]
Title: Eternal Reward
Fandom: Pirates of the Caribbean
Pairing: Will Turner/James Norrington
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 100
Disclaimer: Welcome to Disneyland.
Warning: POTC3:AWE spoilers!

Eternal Reward )


[info]celandineb and I were going to write some more Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End fic as consolation for the dearth of porn on LiveJournal after the Great Strikeout of 2007, but then we realized that we did not dare, for the amount of potential perversion in the POTC universe is beyond comprehension: necrophilia, bestiality, Orlando Bloom! Look and See! )
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Drabble: Another On the Way (Doctor Who, Doctor/Rose, PG) [Apr. 16th, 2007|08:11 pm]
Title: Another On the Way
Fandom: Doctor Who
Rating: PG
Pairing: Doctor/Rose
Words: 100
Disclaimer: Owned by the Beeb
Warning: I swore I wasn't a shipper; apparently I lied. "Doomsday" spoilers.

Another On the Way )
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FIC: These Dreams (HP, Lupin/Snape, PG) [Feb. 10th, 2007|12:19 pm]
Title: These Dreams
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Lupin/Snape
Rating: PG
Words: 500
Warning: Implied postwar unhappy endings.
Disclaimer: It all belongs to J.K. Rowling, though the recurrent dream is mine and has nothing to do with her stories or characters.
Notes: Written for the [info]contrelamontre music challenge ("the music must...in some way serve as an inspiration, but don't write actual song fics"). Written in about 20 minutes within moments of seeing the prompt. I blame my iTunes playlist and Jim Croce.

These Dreams )
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FIC: Dawn (Equilibrium, Preston/Partridge, PG) [Jan. 23rd, 2007|02:29 pm]
Title: Dawn
Fandom: Equilibrium
Pairing: Preston/Partridge
Rating: PG
Words: 1000
Disclaimer: Kurt Wimmer owns whatever parts of the movie make sense.
Summary: Preston thought he had trodden Partridge's dreams into dust, but he was wrong.
Notes: Beta-free. Written following [info]juleskicks' AnonyMeme at the request of [info]muccamukk, who said, "I would like something else from Equilibrium, something fluffy and in blatant disregard of canon." It doesn't get any fluffier or more blatantly disregarding than this. Comments here.

Dawn )
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FIC: Sustenance (HP, Remus/Severus, PG13) [Dec. 21st, 2006|03:28 pm]
Title: Sustenance
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Remus/Severus
Rating: PG13
Warnings: Absolutely no smut whatsoever, sorry!
Summary: Snape arrived unannounced -- much as Sirius had, months before -- with nothing but the clothes on his back.
Notes: Written for [info]3fan_holidays for [info]alisanne. Thanks to [info]celandineb for beta-on-demand.

Sustenance )
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Drabble: Counterfeit (The Prestige, Angier/Borden, PG) [Oct. 21st, 2006|10:51 pm]
Title: Counterfeit
Fandom: The Prestige
Pairing: Angier/Borden
Rating: PG13
Words: 100
Note: For [info]ribby, because she wanted it.

Counterfeit )
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Two Ficlets-Via-Drabbles (Harry Potter and Smallville) [Sep. 8th, 2006|05:10 pm]
Title: Both
Fandom: Harry Potter, Remus/Harry/Severus
Rating: PG
Summary: Sometimes you just can't settle for one, because it would be settling.
Notes: Three linked drabbles for the [info]contrelamontre show-love-without-saying-it, no-schmoop challenge. I believe I failed somewhat on the show-don't-tell and completely on the no-schmoop. This is what I do when I'm nervous and stuck in front of the computer with time to kill and no patience...remix old RPS into newer fandoms. I didn't use any names, so I don't have to disclaim, do I?

Both )

Title: Counting On It
Fandom: Smallville, Clark/Lex
Rating: PG
Summary: Dating by numbers.
Notes: Five linked drabbles written while waiting for a phone call. I didn't use any names in this one either.

Counting On It )

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FIC: For A Life (HP, Snape/Lily, PG13-R) [May. 26th, 2006|12:38 pm]
Title: For A Life
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Severus Snape/Lily Evans
Rating: M
Words: 500
Summary: The Boy Who Lived should have belonged to Severus.
Notes: For the [info]writers_choice crisis challenge, and not what I meant to write at all.

For A Life )
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FIC: Substantial (Deep Space Nine, Kira, PG) [Feb. 22nd, 2006|08:55 pm]
Title: Substantial
Fandom: Deep Space Nine
Characters: Kira, Odo
Rating: PG
Summary: Kira floats between sky and sea.
Disclaimer: Paramount owns this universe.
Notes: Written for the [info]picfor1000 Four Seasons challenge. My assigned picture is beneath the link with the story.

Substantial )
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FIC: All the Same (HP, Lupin/Snape, PG13) [Jan. 22nd, 2006|05:23 pm]
Title: All the Same
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Lupin/Snape
Rating: PG13
Summary: The Moon rises, the Moon sets, the Earth turns and you're still here.
Disclaimer: J.K. Rowling owns these people and their magic.
Warning: Twice the schmoop of regular Snupin!
Notes: Sequel to"All Right", "All True", "All the Time" and "All at Once". You may notice that those stories were all posted before Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince and are completely acanonical; so is this one. If you haven't read the previous installments, this will probably seem hopelessly ponderous and sentimental. (It may seem that way anyway, but at least it will be in context.) It's [info]celandineb's fault that I pulled this out after having previously declared it too drippy to post.

All the Same )
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FIC: The Logical Outcome (HP, PG13) [Jan. 5th, 2006|03:41 pm]
Title: The Logical Outcome
Fandom: Harry Potter
Rating: PG13
Summary: Harry stopped believing in good and evil the week his parents, Sirius and Regulus all came back from the dead.
Disclaimer: It's all J.K. Rowling's fault.
Notes: For [info]ldybastet, because we know what they're really like, don't we?

The Logical Outcome )
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FIC: The Tumid Courtship (HP, Lupin/Snape, PG13) [Dec. 28th, 2005|10:43 pm]
Title: The Tumid Courtship
Artist: [info]aleoninc
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Lupin/Snape
Rating: PG13
Summary: Someone is clowning around at Snape's expense, or so Snape thinks.
Disclaimer: J.K. Rowling created Snape, Lupin and the magic of their world.
Notes: For [info]snupin_santa for [info]meneathiel, who wanted fic where, and I quote, "Remus Lupin used to support himself as a clown at children's birthday parties. Severus Snape has never seen balloon animals. Lupin woos Snape via balloon animal presents left anonymously. Happy ending and at some point Lupin tries to teach Snape how to make balloon animals." Many thanks to [info]ldybastet for beta.

The Tumid Courtship )
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